Don’t do “the dance” with us.
You know what I’m talking about.
Starting with a “Hi Hunter.” Or “Good morning.” Or “Hey.” And then waiting.
Then I might finally respond in kind. With a ‘hi’ back. Or ‘Good morning.’ Or ‘Yes?’
And then they keep digging, stepping, prying, trying for a Viennese waltz with an uncommitted partner: “How are you?”
By this point, my autistic alarms are blaring.
I’ve seen this, felt this awkward crawl time and time again. And that’s the issue.
This kind of engagement — the sort where, at the end, it’s rarely about the dance. By the time I’ve gone through committed assent and otherwise strung along into the goodness of the morning, how I’m doing, how my weekend was, and whatever other detail I can remember about the requestor, what they do on weekends, if they have kids—
Then they get to the point:
“I’ve been meaning to ask—”
“I had a question for you —”
“While I’ve got you —”
Some of you genuinely ask how I’m doing because you care, and you just want to know, and I am glad for you. This, we appreciate. Some of you have a latent interest in the shambolic chaos of my life and want to know what a weekend looks like in Hunterland — I’ll oblige that.
That is truthful.
You know me by now. You know my type. You know types like me. We autistic people don’t dance as a means to an end.
We dance for the dance.
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